If you want to scare the beejezus out of your roommate, coworkers, significant other, kids, pastor, or neighbors, get this great Horse Head Mask from Archie McPhee. I don’t know if it’s the wild look in its eyes or what, but its a little frightening, isn’t it?
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What? Why? Strangely enough, this is the first item listed on Perpetual Kid’s Valentine’s Day Gifts page. “Hey honey bucket, for Valentine’s Day I got you the World’s Largest Gummy Bear! I love you!”
Good luck with that.
Link via Perpetual Kid
Leave it to Flirty Lingerie to come up with a Bubble Wrap Bikini, which we’ve posted just in time for Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day! Pop some of that bubble wrap for us!
Link via Flirty Lingerie via Nerd Approved
Make a statement with this lovely transparent glass piggy bank. It looks great, and it’ll be tough to break it!
What do you get your friend that has everything? Why, a sex robot that can also hold up her end of the conversation, of course! She only costs about $9000, and has some fairly sophisticated sensors to help me your experiences more realistic. Oh, and it’s really freaking weird.
Don’t worry ladies, they plan on releasing a male robot soon.
Link via Digital Trends
If you’re asking yourself “Is that really a radio controlled stunt granny?” the answer is a resounding “Yes”.
These wonderful coffee mugs would make a great gift for your sweetie, or for a happy couple in your life.
This is a great kitchen idea: a silicone food pod. Put anything you want to steam or boil in the bag, and it’ll cook up just like normal. The cool bit is that it’s super easy to then take it out of the hot water or steamer and serve. It’s another one of those “why hasn’t anyone thought of this?” ideas!
