The best part of the description for the Beer Belly Drink Carrier is this line: “Made of neoprene, the sling insulates you and will feel like real flesh under your clothes.” Really? So I don’t have to wear my longjohns to the Packers game because I’ll be both completely drunk and wearing a neoprene bladder full of stale, warm beer? Awesome!
The good people at Geek Stuff 4 U try and market this as Rocky, with Clubber getting third billing behind the Italian Stallion and Apollo Creed. But come on – if given the opportunity and a glaring need for a boxing character flash drive, who wouldn’t pick Clubber Lang. His prediction for your data? Copied.
I crack myself up.
So, what the hell? Etch a Sketch was a great toy, but a TV version? Is that what we’ve come to? Can I ask any more questions? At least it’s less than $7.
To answer one question: Yes, to clear the screen you shake the controller. Seriously.
