Wolfgang’s Vault has a fairly wide collection of vintage Rock-n-Roll t-shirts; this kid’s Led Zeppelin t-shirt is one of my favorites, but you can’t go wrong with Bob Marley or the Grateful Dead, am I right?

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This isn’t your regular stick bull, this is a Best Made Stick Bull! If you’re looking for the highest quality stick bull possible, stick to this stick bull.

What’s a stick bull? I have no idea.

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You forgot Valentine’s Day. Then you tried to make it up to her by taking her out to dinner, but she came down with food poisoning. The way I see it, you’ve got two choices. One, you can forget the whole thing, and start planning your profile on PlentyOfFish.com. Or two, get her this Gold Chunky Necklace from Artful Home. It’s handmade, and quite… chunky. Oh, and it’s $31,000.

The choice is yours.

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I’ve always thought this would be a great business – making custom bobbleheads for weddings, birthdays, retirement, and other significant life events. Now Neatorama has gone out and done it! Cool!

View at Neatorama

I like this cute little guy. The USB Owl from ThinkGeek perches at the top of your monitor, and keeps an eye on things. He has three modes, and turns his head and blinks in active and mellow mode. In sleep mode I assume that he, well, sleeps.

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If you want to scare the beejezus out of your roommate, coworkers, significant other, kids, pastor, or neighbors, get this great Horse Head Mask from Archie McPhee. I don’t know if it’s the wild look in its eyes or what, but its a little frightening, isn’t it?

Link via Archie McPhee

What? Why? Strangely enough, this is the first item listed on Perpetual Kid’s Valentine’s Day Gifts page. “Hey honey bucket, for Valentine’s Day I got you the World’s Largest Gummy Bear! I love you!”

Good luck with that.

Link via Perpetual Kid