I have no idea what you’d use one of these neoprene cobra face masks for, other than to scare the #$*& out of people.

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The Cooladio Picnic Pack Cooler is more than your standard picnic basket. Not only does it have an insulated food and beverage compartment and a complete picnic set for two, but a music player with iPod, MP3 and CD player audio inputs!

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Horsey Hoppers seem like a great idea for your next party – plop a few drunks on these things, and you would have the funniest race ever.  I’m not sure if there’s any other time these might be fun, but that’s okay.   Heavy drinkers need toys too, right?

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Here’s another great Summertime gift.  A waterproof iPod case is great for joggers, hikers, boating enthusiasts, people that like to play in puddles…  You get the idea.  It comes in black or white, and is submersible to 6 meters.

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This is a great looking pirate ship, and would be a great gift just as it is.  But it’s actually a remotely controlled ship!  You can put it on your favorite body of water, and control it from 500′ away!

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Nothing makes the beach more fun than getting drunk off the liquor inside your shoe.  At least, that’s what I’ve heard.

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I love the Sky Umbrella from MoMAStore - it’s simple, elegant, and beautiful.  And with April showers coming on, you’ll love going out in the rain with one of these!

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Since it’s nearly baseball season, we thought we’d throw out this gift – Caffeinated Sunflower Seeds.  Sure to be a big hit with baseball and softball players, they apparently take premium roasted sunflower seeds and add in caffeine, taurine, lysine and ginseng.  Take some tasty sunflower seeds, add in some high-powered energy, and how can you lose?

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Two mittens in one, the Oeuf Squeeze Me Mittens are a pair of adult-sized mittens with a pair of kid-sized mittens sewn on.  You’ll always know right where the little one is with these – they can’t go anywhere!  Made of 100% Alpaca fur, they come in brown or pink and retail for $48.

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Why would anyone want a bicycling speaker?  When you’re cruising down a road, sidewalk, or tight singletrack, it’s very important (and safe) to hear your surroundings, whether it be a car horn, startled pedestrian or charging bear.  iPods are very popular, but they still aren’t appropriate to wear which biking.  But place the iH85 onto your handlebars, and away you go!  It even has easy-to-access controls, so you always stay in complete control!

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