Because nothing says “delicious” like a chocolate shark, am I right?

View at Chocolate.com

I have no idea what you’d use one of these neoprene cobra face masks for, other than to scare the #$*& out of people.

View at OutInStyle

What are you going to do with an authentic cavalry bugle? I have no idea, but it’s going to be loud.

View at OutInStyle.com

This beautiful tea set from Finding Cheska (called Ambula) is the strangest, most stylish tea set I’ve ever seen. I love it!

View at Finding Cheska (via Design Milk)

I’ve always thought this would be a great business – making custom bobbleheads for weddings, birthdays, retirement, and other significant life events. Now Neatorama has gone out and done it! Cool!

View at Neatorama

If you want to scare the beejezus out of your roommate, coworkers, significant other, kids, pastor, or neighbors, get this great Horse Head Mask from Archie McPhee. I don’t know if it’s the wild look in its eyes or what, but its a little frightening, isn’t it?

Link via Archie McPhee

What do you get your friend that has everything? Why, a sex robot that can also hold up her end of the conversation, of course! She only costs about $9000, and has some fairly sophisticated sensors to help me your experiences more realistic. Oh, and it’s really freaking weird.

Don’t worry ladies, they plan on releasing a male robot soon.

Link via Digital Trends

If you’re asking yourself “Is that really a radio controlled stunt granny?” the answer is a resounding “Yes”.

Radio Controlled Stunt Granny

If you’re one of those paranoid types, this would be an excellent product for you. The Nuke Alert Keychain is constantly checking for radiation near you – if it detects any, it warns you with a loud beep. These days it might actually a practical gift!

Nuke Alert (at NukAlert.com)

We’ve posted about a wide variety of USB warmers over the years.  In fact, I’m was thinking that we ran out of non-pornographic warmers, until I happened across the USB Seat Warmer.  For only about $25, you get a warm butt – you’ll be the envy of all your friends, for sure!

Link (via Techie Diva)