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If you want to guarantee you’ll get a ticket next time you get pulled over, I suggest carrying around the named Anti-Ticket Donut.  Though I’d love to see someone pull this thing out at a traffic stop!

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I’m a sucker for crazy new Japanese toys, that’s just something I have to accept.  Take these Hop Pops.  All they do is sit on your computer and bob their heads up and down to the sounds in their environment.  I know what you’re thinking…  “Borrrrrrrrrrrrring.”  But think about how fun that’d be!  You’re sitting at your desk, all stressed out, having an argument with a coworker, and you look over and your little monkey Hop Pop is bobbing up and down to your words.  How could you stay mad?  And imagine if you had a desk full of these things?  It’d be a Hop Pop army at your command!  Or not.  Anyway, I like them.

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For only $15.99 you can get these sweet carpet skates, and slide around the office like Apollo Ohno.  The short-track speed skating Apollo Ohno, not the Dancing with the Stars Apollo Ohno.  Regardless, these would be a lot of fun.

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For the person that really wants a conversation piece at their next party, try going with bright red toilet paper!  It’s ultra-soft three-ply and fully biodegradable, and sure to start a lot of conversations!

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Smencils seem like they’d be pretty fun.  They’re regular pencils, but they’ve been given an infusion of natural scents that come out when you write.  What schoolkid wouldn’t like that?  I’m a little disappointed that they don’t have a wider variety of scents, but they do have ten varieties in every pack, such as pineapple, watermelon, cinnamon, grape, orange, fruit punch, peppermint, root beer, and bubble gum.  I guess beggars can’t be choosers, right?  They would still be a lot of fun.

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Just like the title reads, for just $4.95 you can get two tins of bacon-flavored mints.  They apparently taste just like a slice of crisp bacon, with a hint of mint flavor.  Someone else is going to have to review these – just the thought of them makes me a little queasy.

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For a true game geek, Limited Edition Playdoh Perfume will take you back to kindergarten when Playdoh ruled the craft table.  Now, as far as smelling like Playdoh…  Well, you’d certainly be unique!

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Here’s a strange one – Terrorism Finger Puppets!  Play along with your favorite spine-tingling scenes from the news with these crocheted likeness of world leaders, including Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Ahmadinejad and George W. Bush.  It’d be the scariest puppet show ever!

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The Shockolate Vault Jar makes a fun gag gift – you place candy, cigarettes, or anything inside, set the timer, and then you can’t get in the jar until the timer expires.  If you try, the jar delivers a mild electric shock!  Use it to keep your favorite treats away from your significant other, to resist those irresistable urges, or to keep greedy fingers away from your stash!

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For the fish lover who has everything, we found the Koi Computer Mouse.  With a miniature Koi trapped in the see-through mouse, this mouse will be sure to perk up your office or cubicle.  Better yet, it’s a three-button optical mouse, so you won’t have to give up any functionality for such a fun desk item.

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